A Futile Debate with a God-Botherer…

Phil

But you don’t know.

You could be wrong about everything.

Metaphysician

And that you can’t know anything without God…because circular logic.

Phil

You say the whole truth claims.

Metaphysician

Pathetic. Are we done, or are you still carrying on?

Phil

We are done.

Metaphysician

Then stop carrying on.

Phil

Okay, then have a good day.

Metaphysician

Your “arguments” are pathetic and you are dishonest.

Phil

Well, but you don’t know.

Can we stop now? Seriously.

Metaphysician

Predictable too.

Phil

Sure, you are made in the image of God.

Metaphysician

Yes, we can stop. Thank you for proving my point.

Phil

No problem.

Metaphysician

Can I be made in the image of Charles Manson? It would be less insulting.

Phil

You that’s it. Your hating God.

I know that. That’s what the Bible tells me.

You got me, I am just a Satanist trying to make God look bad…

Metaphysician

I do hate God. At least, the fictional character presented. I hate all such fictional characters. All religions and all apologists.

Every rational person should hate your disgusting God.

Phil

“Rational”.

Like that would exists without God.

Metaphysician

Yes, the black hole trying to pretend that the silverware is black.

Phil

But you can’t be certain about that.

Ok let’s stop but it’s funny.

Sorry.

Metaphysician

That is all you have “reality isn’t real”. I think we have indeed had enough of that stupid nonsense.

Phil

Yeah, but there is hope for you.

Metaphysician

Well, that was…illustrative. Not novel, but still.

Outro

Illustrative indeed. I hope you learned something from that or at least found my arguments useful in some way.

There are a few more such encounters saved onto my computer. I don’t know if I will bother sharing them. I might if you guys are really interested. If you are, let me know in the comments below or email me at contact@metaphysicsofphysics.com

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